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!!!! Splat !!!!

Ouch…that wasn’t very nice.


Spread your wings and buzz around the place. Feed upon the delicious bits of leftovers. Lay your nasty eggs inside a dead fish, just don’t get caught! No judgements…unless you get caught.

You’ll discover a few useful articles here and there. Please ignore the stupid stuff. Much appreciated.

Let’s see…are you interested in stars or space gas? How ’bout reverse-coupled macro photography? Not your thing? Okay. Okay. No big deal. Ummm…what else…oh! You’re here to learn how to find the North Star—that way the next time you navigate a ship without a magical GPS—your crew of self-proclaimed pirates won’t toss your incompetent ass overboard! Beware: sharks love the taste of ignorance.

Educate yourself and taste bad. You’ll stay afloat a little longer. No promises, though.

Are you still here? Okay…well…forgive my shameless self-promotion! Ahem…decorate your head with a beanieread my booksdesecrate some walls


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Yes. I hate elves. –FlyTrapMan– is an amateur astronomer with more than 11 years experience, story illusionist, photographic explorer, and a shitty swordsman. Plus more. Much more.

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49 Comments on About/Contact

  1. This is a ridiculously beautiful photo. A man contemplating his sword in the woods? :o)

    I’ve never seen it before, but it’s amazing to look at. I could stare…but, I have to drive. Boooooo….

    Have a wonderful day! ❥

    Liked by 1 person

  2. I’m running the other way–forget I clicked anything…it ain’t funny–only I am allowed to laugh!
    🙂 disclaimer for anything understood or otherwise by others.

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  3. I love your blog! Pretty awesome. Have a wonderful day! 🙂 -phoebe

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Is that a Claymore in your hands or are you just happy to see me?

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  5. Great photography. Thanks for dropping by.

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  6. Matt On Accident // 09/02/2015 at 9:45 pm // Reply

    Ha! I think I dislocated my jaw for it dropping so fast! Following! 👍

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Hi

    Thank you so much for finding my blog and following


  8. Thanks for following – like your work.


  9. Thanks for following! Awesome pics!


  10. Hey, thanks for the follow. I wish I understood all the camera lingo. I did read your article about big game hunting and thought about the most recent headlines about the lion killed in Africa. I’ll bet that got you upset, huh? Did me, too. Anyway, thanks again and God bless.

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  11. Awesome pix! Thanks for the follow.


  12. thanks for stopping by my blog…gonna see more of yours now…


  13. Thank you for the follow. You seem like such an interesting cat, I must absolutely follow and view your material in return!



  14. Thank you for stopping by my blog and the blog follow 🙂


  15. Glad you like my cartoons, thanks for stopping in!
    Will follow you, too.


  16. Stunning photos! Thank you for visiting Postcards from Kerry.


  17. Thanks for following creativeful!


  18. oledphatnuglee // 07/23/2015 at 10:10 pm // Reply

    Lovely blog, I don’t think I’ve ever actually been bored… hmmm


  19. I’ve nominated you for a liebster award.


  20. 😀 thank you so much for visiting my world at icameforthesoup!


  21. Beautiful page of a Spartan…


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