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Oh…hello! I didn’t see you standing there. You must be lost, huh? The internet is a complicated city to navigate, and some of us click on things we’re not supposed to. You wandered down a dark alley…probably thought you were brave. Now you’re here. The back button won’t help. Sorry. FTM content is too compelling to ignore and too peculiar to define.

Since you asked nicely, I’ll tell you a little about myself. Just a little, though. I am 31-years-old…wait…that’s wrong. I’m 32. But who’s counting? Not me. Obviously. What was I talking about? Right—my favorite color is purple, and I enjoy long walks on the beach, of course.

FlyTrapMan is the owner of PrettyDamnGraphick, and he also has pretty images for sale. Got some time you wanna kill? Read all of FlyTrapMan’s free books. Yes…I’m referring to myself in the third person. Deal with it.

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49 Comments on Contact

Just Me // 01/13/2017 at 7:43 am // Reply

This is a ridiculously beautiful photo. A man contemplating his sword in the woods? :o)

I’ve never seen it before, but it’s amazing to look at. I could stare…but, I have to drive. Boooooo….

Have a wonderful day! ❥

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- FlyTrapMan // 01/13/2017 at 9:49 am // Reply
  
  If you’re going to contemplate a sword, then you may as well do it in the woods, right?
  
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flahertylandscape // 09/12/2016 at 11:48 am // Reply

I’m running the other way–forget I clicked anything…it ain’t funny–only I am allowed to laugh!
🙂 disclaimer for anything understood or otherwise by others.

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- FlyTrapMan // 09/12/2016 at 1:16 pm // Reply
  
  You can run but you can’t hide…because you’re too busy laughing!
  
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PuppyDoc (Phoebe) // 01/22/2016 at 6:19 pm // Reply

I love your blog! Pretty awesome. Have a wonderful day! 🙂 -phoebe

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- FlyTrapMan // 01/23/2016 at 12:35 am // Reply
  
  Thanks for stopping by! I appreciate your visit.
  
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oglach // 10/25/2015 at 12:58 pm // Reply

Is that a Claymore in your hands or are you just happy to see me?

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- FlyTrapMan // 10/25/2015 at 2:07 pm // Reply
  
  Whatever it is — I need two hands to hold it — and it’s all because of you! Haha.
  
  (The sword is a replica Renaissance bastard sword — forged from Wulflund — in the Czech Republic.)
  
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  - oglach // 10/25/2015 at 2:19 pm //
    
    You need help. But I ain’t helping you hold it! 🙂
    
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60while60 // 10/13/2015 at 9:42 pm // Reply

Great photography. Thanks for dropping by.

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- FlyTrapMan // 10/13/2015 at 9:48 pm // Reply
  
  No problem! I appreciate that you took a look at my images.
  
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Matt On Accident // 09/02/2015 at 9:45 pm // Reply

Ha! I think I dislocated my jaw for it dropping so fast! Following! 👍

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itsgoodtobecrazysometimes // 08/26/2015 at 12:55 pm // Reply

Hi

Thank you so much for finding my blog and following

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- FlyTrapMan // 08/26/2015 at 2:31 pm // Reply
  
  No Problem! Thanks for stopping by — I appreciate it.
  
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adegrandis // 08/15/2015 at 8:07 am // Reply

Thanks for following – like your work.

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- FlyTrapMan // 08/15/2015 at 9:36 am // Reply
  
  No Problem! There’s a 83.34% chance you’ll become sick of my work — haha
  
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carlos11887 // 08/12/2015 at 9:19 pm // Reply

Thanks for following! Awesome pics!

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- FlyTrapMan // 08/12/2015 at 9:27 pm // Reply
  
  Thanks! No problem!
  
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Rebecca // 08/12/2015 at 1:54 pm // Reply

Hey, thanks for the follow. I wish I understood all the camera lingo. I did read your article about big game hunting and thought about the most recent headlines about the lion killed in Africa. I’ll bet that got you upset, huh? Did me, too. Anyway, thanks again and God bless.

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- FlyTrapMan // 08/12/2015 at 2:07 pm // Reply
  
  No Problem! Your assumption is correct — I wish someone would sodomize that rifle toting bastard with a molten fire poker.
  
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2chicks2go // 08/11/2015 at 9:50 pm // Reply

Awesome pix! Thanks for the follow.

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- FlyTrapMan // 08/11/2015 at 9:55 pm // Reply
  
  Thanks! No Problem
  
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michnavs // 08/11/2015 at 9:45 pm // Reply

thanks for stopping by my blog…gonna see more of yours now…

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- FlyTrapMan // 08/11/2015 at 9:47 pm // Reply
  
  No problem! Explore with caution
  
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Jack Motley // 08/07/2015 at 9:24 pm // Reply

Thank you for the follow. You seem like such an interesting cat, I must absolutely follow and view your material in return!

~Jack

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- FlyTrapMan // 08/07/2015 at 9:27 pm // Reply
  
  Thanks! No Problem!
  
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chirose // 08/06/2015 at 4:17 pm // Reply

Thank you for stopping by my blog and the blog follow 🙂

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- FlyTrapMan // 08/06/2015 at 4:23 pm // Reply
  
  No problem! I’m envious of your location — I’m stuck in New England. Boo hoo.
  
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  - chirose // 08/06/2015 at 5:57 pm //
    
    Don’t be too envious…I’m in Chicago right now. But soon..very soon..I’ll be on that beach 🙂
    
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M.A. Zlackaty // 07/27/2015 at 10:45 pm // Reply

Glad you like my cartoons, thanks for stopping in!
Will follow you, too.
Ciao….

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- FlyTrapMan // 07/28/2015 at 10:23 am // Reply
  
  No Problem!
  
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chattykerry // 07/26/2015 at 11:43 am // Reply

Stunning photos! Thank you for visiting Postcards from Kerry.

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- FlyTrapMan // 07/26/2015 at 1:34 pm // Reply
  
  Thanks! It was a pleasure!
  
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creativeful // 07/24/2015 at 10:21 am // Reply

Thanks for following creativeful!

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- FlyTrapMan // 07/24/2015 at 12:44 pm // Reply
  
  No Problem!
  
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oledphatnuglee // 07/23/2015 at 10:10 pm // Reply

Lovely blog, I don’t think I’ve ever actually been bored… hmmm

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- FlyTrapMan // 07/24/2015 at 9:11 am // Reply
  
  Thanks! Stick around long enough and you’ll know what it’s like! Haha
  
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  - oledphatnuglee // 07/24/2015 at 3:52 pm //
    
    Hmmm… we shall see. ..
    
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bumblebeechula // 07/16/2015 at 7:06 pm // Reply

I’ve nominated you for a liebster award.

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- FlyTrapMan // 07/16/2015 at 7:41 pm // Reply
  
  Thanks! I truly appreciate the consideration, but I have a tradition of not accepting blog awards!
  
  Please don’t hate my guts!
  
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  - bumblebeechula // 07/16/2015 at 11:07 pm //
    
    haha nope I just thought of you because I really enjoy the pictures you take. But I understand! I do like your blog though!
    
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  - FlyTrapMan // 07/17/2015 at 8:38 am //
    
    Thanks for subscribing and understanding! If I can’t accept one award — I can’t accept any of them, because I don’t want people to get the wrong impression.
    
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  - bumblebeechula // 07/17/2015 at 1:55 pm //
    
    Yup I understand completely no worries 🙂
    
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Candice Coates // 07/13/2015 at 8:45 pm // Reply

😀 thank you so much for visiting my world at icameforthesoup!

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- FlyTrapMan // 07/13/2015 at 8:56 pm // Reply
  
  Who can resist soup? Not me.
  
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  - Candice Coates // 07/13/2015 at 9:04 pm //
    
    😀 I hope I do not disappoint! Glad to meet you btw 🙂
    
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thehutownerblog // 04/27/2015 at 11:13 pm // Reply

Beautiful page of a Spartan…

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- FlyTrapMan // 04/28/2015 at 10:04 am // Reply
  
  This is Sparta!!!
  
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  - thehutownerblog // 04/28/2015 at 12:04 pm //
    
    : -)
    
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