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Ouch…that wasn’t very nice.
Spread your wings and buzz around the place. Feed upon the delicious bits of leftovers. Lay your nasty eggs inside a dead fish, just don’t get caught! No judgements…unless you get caught.
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Educate yourself and taste bad. You’ll stay afloat a little longer. No promises, though.
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