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Oh…hello! I didn’t see you standing there. You must be lost, huh? The internet is a complicated city to navigate, and some of us click on things we’re not supposed to. You wandered down a dark alley…probably thought you were brave. Now you’re here. The back button won’t help. Sorry. FTM content is too compelling to ignore and too peculiar to define.

Since you asked nicely, I’ll tell you a little about myself. Just a little, though. I am 31-years-old…wait…that’s wrong. I’m 32. But who’s counting? Not me. Obviously. What was I talking about? Right—my favorite color is purple, and I enjoy long walks on the beach, of course.

FlyTrapMan is the owner of PrettyDamnGraphick, and he also has pretty images for sale.  Got some time you wanna kill? Read all of FlyTrapMan’s free books. Yes…I’m referring to myself in the third person. Deal with it.

 

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49 Comments on About/Contact

  1. This is a ridiculously beautiful photo. A man contemplating his sword in the woods? :o)

    I’ve never seen it before, but it’s amazing to look at. I could stare…but, I have to drive. Boooooo….

    Have a wonderful day! ❥

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  2. I’m running the other way–forget I clicked anything…it ain’t funny–only I am allowed to laugh!
    🙂 disclaimer for anything understood or otherwise by others.

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  3. I love your blog! Pretty awesome. Have a wonderful day! 🙂 -phoebe

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  4. Is that a Claymore in your hands or are you just happy to see me?

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  5. Great photography. Thanks for dropping by.

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  6. Matt On Accident // 09/02/2015 at 9:45 pm // Reply

    Ha! I think I dislocated my jaw for it dropping so fast! Following! 👍

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  7. Hi

    Thank you so much for finding my blog and following

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  8. Thanks for following – like your work.

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  9. Thanks for following! Awesome pics!

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  10. Hey, thanks for the follow. I wish I understood all the camera lingo. I did read your article about big game hunting and thought about the most recent headlines about the lion killed in Africa. I’ll bet that got you upset, huh? Did me, too. Anyway, thanks again and God bless.

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  11. Awesome pix! Thanks for the follow.

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  12. thanks for stopping by my blog…gonna see more of yours now…

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  13. Thank you for the follow. You seem like such an interesting cat, I must absolutely follow and view your material in return!

    ~Jack

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  14. Thank you for stopping by my blog and the blog follow 🙂

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  15. Glad you like my cartoons, thanks for stopping in!
    Will follow you, too.
    Ciao….

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  16. Stunning photos! Thank you for visiting Postcards from Kerry.

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  17. Thanks for following creativeful!

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  18. oledphatnuglee // 07/23/2015 at 10:10 pm // Reply

    Lovely blog, I don’t think I’ve ever actually been bored… hmmm

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  19. I’ve nominated you for a liebster award.

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  20. 😀 thank you so much for visiting my world at icameforthesoup!

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  21. Beautiful page of a Spartan…

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