Profound Pondering

Are You In A Piss-Poor Mood?

01/12/2017 // 10 Comments

This is how the scientific community defines a ‘piss-poor mood’: an individual infected with a nonsensical, or emotionally volatile attachment to unjustified anger or hate. Hey! Wanna see if you’re in a piss-poor mood? Step right up, and take this simple test. Don’t be shy. No judgments. Your stomach tingles every morning, and not in a good way. Was it the elderly lady in front of you at the local food mart? Her coupons expired, right?  You could have stomped on a baby seal and not given two measly shits. Sound familiar? Congratulations! You’re in a piss-poor [Click Here To Read Article...]

Some Of Us Have Two Assholes

08/17/2016 // 28 Comments

What’s buzzin’, flies? My website is still being updated. I’m not sure when everything will be ready, but until then, please welcome yourself into the eye of my shitstorm. I’ll be honest. The content that’s going to be published the next few weeks will be somewhat unusual. No big deal, right? Yeah. That’s what I thought. Oh. You’re probably wondering about the title of this post. I’ll get to that in a second. It would of been rude if I didn’t address what’s going on around here, and there’s going to be more drastic changes. [Click Here To Read Article...]

Profound Pondering: The Journey of Destination

06/01/2015 // 2 Comments

    What kind of person are you? Do you care about the destination? Or the journey?   “It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.” ― Ernest Hemingway   I don’t know about you, but I’m a destination kind of person. If you were to bust through the wall and ask me: Hey! Do you want to go somewhere?—the first question I would ask would be something like this: where are we going? I mean, I get it. I understand why people glorify the journey. The unpredictable nature of traveling guarantees worthy memories. [Click Here To Read Article...]

Profound Pondering: Immortality

11/24/2014 // 5 Comments

  Here’s a question I’m sure we all asked ourselves: Do I want to live forever? ...Well? Do you? Personally, I never had an issue with this question. Of course I want to live forever! Duh—sort of a no brainer—don’t you think? Jeez. I mean, why not? Right? Think about all the things you can accomplish if you didn’t have the Grim Reaper nippin’ at your ankles. Just to be clear: I’m talking about old-fashioned immortality, okay? None of this fancy, high-tech, gizmo contraption, teleporter, bullshit devices that are designed to simulate immortality. [Click Here To Read Article...]

Profound Podering: Would You Rather be Strong or Fast?

09/08/2014 // 2 Comments

  Are you ready for another brain-busting question: Would you rather be strong or fast? To be clear, when I say strong, I mean really strong. Buff as hell. Strong enough to bicep curl a hippopotamus. Same thing with being fast—I’m talking about really fast—laying strips of rubber as you sprint around this ball of rock called Earth. No! You may not have both attributes! Everyone wants both attributes. This mental exercise is all about the decision—not the desire to be superhuman. Let’s not be too ridiculous. My  personal answer to this profound question has always been: [Click Here To Read Article...]

Profound Pondering: Would You Rather be Smart or Lucky?

01/10/2014 // 0 Comments

  Hey! Here’s a brain-busting question: Would you rather be smart or lucky? The answer is obvious—it’s better to be smart. An intellectually gifted individual can make their own luck, right? But that doesn’t make sense if you actually think about what I just said. Luck isn’t something you simply make, right? No, no, no! Luck is bestowed upon you by the ever prevalent universe. Or some shit like that. …Or in other words, in any given situation; an outcome turns out in your favor…even if you don’t want it to. Yes. Someone with a brain in their [Click Here To Read Article...]