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Cold Words: Bloody Knuckles

07/25/2016 // 19 Comments

  ** We interrupt your regular scheduled programing, and are now bringing you the latest breaking news! A Cold Word’s literary warhead froze the minds of innocent civilians—casualties are estimated to be in the millions. Read the following statement from the safety of your bunker: [Click Here To Read Article...]

Poetry Absurdity: Superhero

01/22/2016 // 13 Comments

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!…hey!…slow down! Guess what? Did you know the universe almost exploded? It’s true! The newspaper explains it all!…a degenerated superhero…a brilliant mad scientist…what do you say? Wanna buy a newspaper? Read all about it!   A superhero rises from a stained couch. Outside the window… graffiti… garbage… pollution. Someone dies… …someone cries… …someone lies… …someone sees it all. Yellow tights on the hanger. Purple cape on the wall. Green mask on the floor. A superhero [Click Here To Read Article...]

Poetry Absurdity: Dump Truck Blues

11/03/2015 // 16 Comments

    Blazin’ down the street, Sunshine in my eyes, Pedal to the metal, The world is passing me by!   Around the corner. Something large, Something big, I have no luck, It’s a fuckin’ dump truck!   Ridin’ the break. I’m goin’ nowhere fast. …Stop…go…crawl…stop…go…crawl… …I’ll never make it to the damn mall.   The sweet smell of pollution. If I only could pass— There would be a peaceful resolution.   Pumpin’ the breaks, I should have worn my running shoes! I’m [Click Here To Read Article...]

Poetry Absurdity: The Bullfrog Potion

10/16/2015 // 32 Comments

I have something that will make you jump. I have something that will make you croak. Everybody wants it— The bullfrog potion. Green liquid. Corked bottle. Fits in your pocket. A sip here. A sip there. A sip everywhere— The bullfrog potion. Tangy aftertaste. Smells like a swamp. It may give you warts. None of that matters! The encouragement you feel. The leap in your step. You know what I’m talking about. I got what you need— The bullfrog potion. That ache you desire. That burning in your throat. That lust in your heart. You know what to do. Reach in your pocket. Grab the small [Click Here To Read Article...]

Poetry Absurdity: Snow Day

10/11/2015 // 6 Comments

  White flakes fall from the sky. My eyes spring open. I jump out of bed. The window blinds me! I trip and fall on my head. The television glows, Forecast calls for inches doubled, I’m not going to worry about that— School is cancelled! Put on my boots, Hat, Gloves, Scarf, Jacket, No time to make my bed! I’m too busy grabbing my sled! On top of the highest hill, Here I go! Ice in my eyes! Hahahahaha! The atmosphere  fills with my laughter and cries. 20 years later. I’m shivering, freezing, coughing. My car is slipping, sliding, skidding— On black ice and slush. No [Click Here To Read Article...]