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Poetry Absurdity: Captain Obvious

 

Here I come to tell everyone what they already know.

You understand what I’m gonna say, but I’m gonna say it anyway.

My superpower is common knowledge.

Everything I say…spontaneous and never hilarious,

That’s why my friends call me Captain Obvious!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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15 Comments on Poetry Absurdity: Captain Obvious

  1. That’s true, especially during summer.

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  2. I think we all have a bit of captain obvious in us . . .

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  3. Is it a bird? Or a plane? No! It’s Captain Obvious. He’ll save the day — obviously! Lol. Today is Tuesday. Haha!! I like your new superhero. Finally! A hero for all common knowledge. Very cool!

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  4. Cool….i love this..

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  5. Ha, ha…that is marvellous…but you have one fan at least.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. I also have a lot of knowledge. But nobody ever appreciated me for this.🙂

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