Cat Attack!


Go ahead and stare at me the wrong way.

Your face looking all whack.

Say what you gotta say,

Prepare for my cat attack!


Bundle up—scale the altitude of my attitude.

Or swim inside your sea level anger.

Big mouth provokes my crude mood,

Do nothin’ but harass,

I’ll hiss and scratch your fuckin’ ass.


What’s wrong? You look a little red…survived a close encounter with my five-clawed reaper.

Dizzy, dumb and done—

Lay down…your momma called…she’s here to cure that burnin’ fever.


Regret makes you feel like worthless rocks.

I’ll strut a smooth move,

Bury it all inside my shitty litter box.

Our encounter was a painful blur,

Shhh…listen to me purr.








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14 Comments on Cat Attack!

  1. Hey I wrote an article with the same title! 2 minds think alike! 🙂 check out my cat post!

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  2. Sounds like some kind of purrsonality clatsh. It hurts to be purrsnickety I’m learning. Best to be purrvent conflicts.

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  3. Cat attacks are usually quick and painful lessons to those who dare provoke a feline. Your potent poem hissed and drew blood! Dangerous stuff. I’m glad I didn’t look at you wrong… whew!

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  4. Tiger style. 😼 🙏

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  5. this feels like a very heartfelt outpouring…either you love cats of hate them very much!! Good to ‘read’ your powerful words again…Cats …hmmm…I say no more. xxx

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