We need to bring back the duel.
Yeah! Sit back and fantasize…imagine if you could smack a rude individual across the face and spit the following words in their ears: “I challenge thee to a duel! Thou shall agree upon thy request, or eternally be branded a coward and forfeit all honor.”
...Imagine a world with duels…
People would think twice before cutting in line at the grocery store—why? Because cutters would get cut!…if you know what I mean. People would think twice before plucking verbal arrows—why? Because…ummm…they would get cut! See where I’m going with this? I hope so.
People would think different before being a fucking asshole! That’s what I’m trying to say.
What? No! Are you kidding me? You don’t say! That’s a shame…someone made fun of you? Go tell that future dead court jester to en-garde! Problem solved.
** To Be Clear** I’m specifically requesting that we resurrect sword duels. I mean…we have to keep things civil, right? Let’s leave the gunpowder at home.
I don’t know…it’s just a simple request. Think about it.