Poetry Absurdity: The Bullfrog Potion


I have something that will make you jump.

I have something that will make you croak.

Everybody wants it—

The bullfrog potion.

Green liquid.

Corked bottle.

Fits in your pocket.

A sip here.

A sip there.

A sip everywhere—

The bullfrog potion.

Tangy aftertaste.

Smells like a swamp.

It may give you warts.

None of that matters!

The encouragement you feel.

The leap in your step.

You know what I’m talking about.

I got what you need—

The bullfrog potion.

That ache you desire.

That burning in your throat.

That lust in your heart.

You know what to do.

Reach in your pocket.

Grab the small bottle.

Pop the cork.

It’s everything you need—

The bullfrog potion.


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32 Comments on Poetry Absurdity: The Bullfrog Potion

  1. I LOVE frogs and especially Bull Frogs..they are tremendous, their size, their croak I want to kiss one and hope, against all hope it turns into my longed for prince…I have kissed quite a few frogs in my life that turned out to be imposters for the real thing…the real thing is difficult to get to as the lillypad he often sits on does not seem to hold my weight..I have to slim down even more to be able to reach his lovely body and look right into his soul before kissing him. xxx so there..maybe you have made a potion out of my prince….He will haunt you in your nightmares xx.

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    • Wait — were you smooching toads? Because…they give you warts! and, last, but not least — they sure as hell don’t transform into any of kind prince, because they lack royal blood (I think).

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  2. Lol. So, this potion makes you croak?? But like a frog — this isn’t some suicidal concoction, right? Haha!! Is this the potion that allows you to jump really high when you’re jump roping?

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  3. Little Rants // 10/16/2015 at 10:05 pm // Reply

    Oh my wow.

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