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  • If you’re mentally fortified with specialized knowledge, then photographing stars can be as easy as celestial pie—even if you only have access to cheap lenses or cameras. Don’t sacrifice your piggy bank to the astronomical gods! Your porcelain swine shall live to oink another day. It should be obvious that you need a camera and lens to photograph stars, right? Exactly. The camera should ideally allow the photographer to manually adjust the exposure parameters. Nope. You’re [Click Here To Read Article...]

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  • Size is matter of perspective. Small objects may seem large if observed through a different pair of eyes. How long would it take you to stroll across a field? Forget the fact that you possibility “ran” a 25 minute mile in gym class, or the fact that the teacher would have needed a sundial to truly time your efforts. Forget all that. Now imagine a hypothetical flea. This hypothetical flea is perched on a blade of grass. How long do you think it would take your imaginary hypothetical [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • It’s Okay To Look Like A Dog

    01/21/2017 // 9 Comments

      Wouldn’t it be cool if the sky was brought down to Earth? Imagine if you could reach in your closet and select your very own atmospheric phenomenon. Do you want to become a living embodiment of airy ethereal forces? Mother Nature ensures the fickle characteristics of kaleidoscopic optical manifestations. Not anymore. You can now summon your own sundog, and look damn good doing it!     Sundogs appear out of thin air—hexagonal ice crystals refract light into a colorful [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • The universe is a giant amusement park, and you’re not welcome to climb aboard the pretty galactic Ferris wheel. Why? Because you must be THIS tall! Or so it seems. Many people sacrificed their piggy banks to the amateur astronomy gods, but all they got in return was some lousy glass. True story. Telescopes, eye pieces, mounts, filters—these toys can be…ummm…expensive. And that means the admittance price must be literally sky high if you want to enjoy the amusement park [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • Are You In A Piss-Poor Mood?

    01/12/2017 // 10 Comments

    This is how the scientific community defines a ‘piss-poor mood’: an individual infected with a nonsensical, or emotionally volatile attachment to unjustified anger or hate. Hey! Wanna see if you’re in a piss-poor mood? Step right up, and take this simple test. Don’t be shy. No judgments. Your stomach tingles every morning, and not in a good way. Was it the elderly lady in front of you at the local food mart? Her coupons expired, right?  You could have stomped on a baby [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • Brrr! It’s a winter wonderland out there. A mysterious substance thrives in cold temperatures—frost. Oh, you heard of it, right? The stuff you have to scrape off your car windshield every damn morning (if you happen to be an unlucky individual). Frost is often ignored, and for good reason.     Why would any sane person want to take a closer look at something which usually causes a minor inconvenience? Snow gets all the attention. You can ski on snow, even sled! When is the [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • The Stuff Sparkles Are Made Of

    12/20/2016 // 17 Comments

      Have you ever picked up a fancy holiday relic, and then discovered that your hands are covered in sparkly shit? You know…those itsy-bitsy shiny particles. Yeah. Those things. You can blow, rub, wipe, smear—it doesn’t matter! Glitter has a great reputation of pissing people off. Think about it. How many times have you looked down and gritted your teeth at a constellation of sparkles across the palm of your hand? Or… …What about those red face inducing moments [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • Two Celestial Ornaments

    12/16/2016 // 4 Comments

      Two celestial ornaments eternally dangle inside this photograph. A waxing crescent Moon shares the evening sky with Venus—a hellish world about 162 million miles (261 million km) from Earth. The colors of sunset bleeds toward the horizon as a cold blue sky sweeps away the remnants of a dying day. The crescent Moon glows from its tilted orbit above the ecliptic, but the magnitude of Venus can never be ignored. Paula Graham observed this jealous inducing scene from her patio, and [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • December’s Supermoon Is Coming To Town!

    12/13/2016 // 12 Comments

    You better start crying…you better start pouting…I’m gonna tell you why! Santa Claus is not coming to town. A supermoon is scheduled to throw on its cape and clog the sky on December 13, 2016. But that’s not all. Space is the gift that keeps on giving—the Geminid meteor shower will also peak on December 13-14. All you need is your eyes to unwrap these celestial presents, but the supermoon’s prevailing radiance will compete with any Geminid that burns through the [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • Earth: Hell In A Handbasket

    11/19/2016 // 9 Comments

    Strap yourself into the nearest imaginary rocket and let’s get the hell off this rock! The Japanese flung a very sophisticated piece of machinery toward the Moon—an orbiter. Hey! Don’t forget your cosmic passport! You’re going to need it when you levitate over the Mountains of Madness. The SELENE Lunar Orbiter launched on October 14, 2007. The mission ended when the main orbiter was commanded to plummet toward the south of crater Gill, because all dignified orbiters go out [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • We interrupt the regularly scheduled program to remind you that it’s okay to have your head in the clouds. Soar above Mt. Olympus and claim your rightful place in the stars. Designs inspired by Mother Nature: wear a cloud or brand yourself with a creative blend of natural and original graphics. Toss a match in the hamper—because when you’re pretty—you’ll be damn graphick.   Visit PrettyDamnGraphick, LLC—We bring the sky down to Earth. Click Here & Be Pretty! [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • Keyfra Reveals Evil Side Of Nature

    11/16/2016 // 6 Comments

      Are you in the mood to see something spooky? Halloween is over, but that doesn’t we can’t resurrect the evil holiday spirit. Keyfra Photography kept her eye on the sky and photographed a cratered world—the Moon. Earthly haze smothered the damaged celestial orb and silhouetted trees veiled the night sky. Keyfra discovered a cosmic window through the trees and immortalized the brief moment. Hesitation would have granted the Moon enough time to become eclipsed by trees, but [Click Here To Read Article...]
  •   I got a secret to tell, Sit right back, The uglier I am, the better I feel. I don’t mind not looking like you. Clean. Perfect. No, no, no, That ain’t me. My blemishes are beauty marks. Yeah. My scars separate me from you. And I don’t mind. Why? Just a little a more space between you and I.   [Click Here To Read Article...]
  • Hunter’s Supermoon 2016

    10/17/2016 // 12 Comments

    Did you notice something really strange a few nights ago? Perhaps it felt like something was staring at you…perhaps the air was a little colder than usual. There may have been a faint laughter in the air, but perhaps it was just your imagination…or was it really a witch joyriding a broomstick? I’ll leave that up to you to decide. If you took out the trash on October 15-16, 2016, and happen to recall feeling like something was, indeed, staring at you—don’t call the [Click Here To Read Article...]

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